How To Be A Perfect Christian

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Have you ever experienced the not-so-subtle judgey glare of a less-than-kind Christian because their unwritten rules required different clothing, fewer piercings, or less hair? While that’s obviously a smidge of hyperbole, it’s not too far off of how some Christians look derisively on those who don’t know the rules of being perfect. So, we’re here to help you learn “How To Be A Perfect Christian”!

(Kinda. Ok, not really. It’s totally a ploy. It’s called satire, in case you’re not tracking.) This series, based on a book of the same name published by The Babylon Bee, is a satirical look at 4 ways that “Churchianity” sets an unbiblical tone for what it means to follow Jesus.

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